sanctuarycove:

imeverywoman420:

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

zoeydotexe:

system of a clown. if you even care

crabs-and-bongos:

ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

darubyprincx:

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police

sigmaleph:

squareallworthy:

sigmaleph:

memebf:

citystompers1:

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

beckiboos:

charlesoberonn:

thenatsdorf:

Oh no. (via)

I love that every day more orange cats are born to share that one braincell

dadpat-tactual:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

littleguysdaily:

bnq:

dog goes gorp

cargopantsman:

nyxelestia:

ampervadasz:

Environmental Storytelling

shocking